So you can't have a blog without groupies!!! I emailed my childhood friend BFF Kim and told her I started a blog and she MUST become my follower, aka groupie. Here is how this conversation went:
Me: So I've started a blog to share all my crazy conversations!!! You shall be showcased on tehre considering a lot of the conversations are with you. So you will have to become a regular blog follower. I need a followerer, like a groupie for my blog.
Kim: You want me to be your groupie? Does that mean I have to follow you around?
Me: Yes I want you to be my groupie. While actually following me around would be entertaining for both of us, I'm thinking this is not a requirement for being a blog groupie.
Kim: Well I suppose I can then. I jsut have to read them? I don't have to like scream and faint if you walk by do I?
Me: Nah, no need to scream and faint. People might start thinking you are scared of me.
Kim: That's true. I suppose I can do that. Although it does feel weird to be your groupie. '
Me: would it help if you just called yourself a fan?
Kim: Yeah groupie sounds like I'm some screaming fan who's obsessed with you and wants to follow you all over the country and like marry you or something.
Me: You know you're obsessed with me and do want to marry me.
Kim: Don't say stuff like that. Adam (husband) will get jealous. He can never know!
Me:I promise to never tell him
Kim: Good unless we do get married and then I suppose he'd have to know.
me: Well we could just go to Vegas and do a commitment ceremony and then he'd never have to know. It'd be like you're married to both of us!
Me: BUt I'm not marrying him too, to make it a triangle of love. That'd just be too weird.
Kim: Oh yeah and me being married to both of you is soooo much less weird?
Me: It is, because we'd just be committed to each other not actually married.
Kim: Oh good, I wouldn't want to go to jail or anything for being a bigamist.
And this is why she and I have been friends since we were like 11 years old!!!