I probably should start keeping this updated more often. Maybe I need to keep a notebook with me from now on and not just put notes in my phone because then I forget I have notes in my phone and i don't think about it until like months later and then I realize it's too late to do anything with some of those notes. I'm also pretty sure that sentence is a long run on sentence. ooops.
I was walking downstairs earlier today and I was looking at the kid on my way.
He said "why are you looking at me suspiciously? It's making me suspiscious."
me: I always look at you suspiciously. Is there any other way to look at you?
the kid: in awe... you can look at me in awe like everyone else.
me: I'm pretty sure that you're supposed to be looking up to me in awe since I'm your mom.
I get downstairs and scream because a spider decided to run accross my foot. So I make the kid come down and kill it (because we all know if I try to kill it then the house will likely be on fire).
the kid: Is this that moment when I'm supposed to look at you with awe?
I didn't really respond to him on that question, I just told him not to use my shoe to kill the spider because I didn't want spider guts on the bottom of them. I then walked away. How else do you respond to that smart ass? :)