Oh the conversations I have with people. I don't even know what starts them half the time!
The following is the conversation between a friend and myself.
Me: What are you thinking about?
Me: what about me?
T: Your face. I want to wear it!
Me: My face?!?! EEEWwwwww you're going to make me into a skin suit?
T: no really I was thinking about your smile and how it was nice to see you again.
Me: Really? Not about wearing me as a skin suit?
T: Uh yeah I'm a psycho killer thank you.
Me: Well I'm just saying... you aren't going to see me for a while unless we meet up during the week. So that could turn you into a psycho killer, it's been known to happen. I have that effect on people.
Me: Because really I'm bigger and shorter than you so the suit would be baggy and high waters on you and thats just a waste of my skin.
T: you could always hem it.
Me: Um it would be too short on you, why would you hem it and make it shorter? Unless you want shorts but then that'd just be weird.
T: And wearing a skin suit in general is just fine right? LOL
Me: Well as long as it's not my skin you're wearing as a suit then sure a skin suit is fine... maybe go with cow skin or something less psycho so you don't end up in prison.
Me: Unless you can make human skin suits look less like human skin... maybe sew it as the liner of a suit so no one sees it but you.
For some reason the conversation ended there. I mean I was offering him a way out to wear skin suits the least he could have done was say thank you! goodness!
P.S. I don't really condone wearing skin as a suit. Just conversations about wearing skin suits. unless you are wearing a skin suit while having a conversation about wearing skin suits and then I will have to boycott being your friend. It's just gross... and at some point would probably be smelly.