I have had a horrible day. Not only was it stressful with work (just a bunch of changes that seem unorganized) I come home from work to find I received mail that had my first name and my ex's last name which felt like a slap in the face considering we broke up before we ever got to the engagement part. Then on top of that I got a text from a family member that wasn't exactly a nice text. Anyway because it was such an upsetting day I called my little sister for her to cheer me up. She just got braces today so obviously her day was worse than mine! I will say it again (it's like a broken record here) I LOVE my little sister! She makes me laugh everytime.
Somehow we went from talking about her new braces, she got pink and orange colored bands, to talking about vaginas. Somehow this shit goes together we just haven't figured out how. First I have to say the conversation started out with how much my niece wanted to wear the "bracelets" that Loren had on her teeth. She wouldn't believe they were called braces, they are called bracelets.
Then somehow we went from that to how the lady doing my sisters braces was useless... to discussing our annual ob/gyn appointments. We both have decided that we do not like female ob/gyn's because we feel like they compare our vagina's to everyone elses. Because women are caddy people! wouldn't you compare your vagina to someone elses? and now I'm curious about how my vagina compares to other women's vagina's!!! ugh!!! This is not something I should be curious about. I should be wondering what it's like to be a shark swimmign around scaring people!
Needless to say my sister and I could not figure out how we went from braces to vaginas but we know this shit goes together!!! Plus I spent an hour laughing at saying vagina numerous times in the conversation. Vagina is just a weird fun word to say.... it really should be used randomly in sentences.