My son is definitely the class clown. The stuff he says in class I just have no idea how to respond to it. As long as I don't get a call from the school I guess we are good.
This week Zach has come home and done/said the following:
Zach: Mom, I was standing up in class and my teacher asked why I was standing up, I responded with "I'm the real Slim Shady. But really I just had to get a dictionary."
Zach: Mom, I was talking with Jordan about how I don't understand why people are making such a big deal about guys marrying guys. Jordan was like "you mean you support gay marriage?!" and I told him "well think about it, if guys are marrying guys, then that means there are a lot more babes for us!" Then Jordan told me "Zach, I think you just got me to support gay marriage in one sentence."
Zach: (after tying a piece of string to a pencil and throwing it on my friend) I'm trying to catch a nerd, this is nerd bait.
SMH, I have nothing to say to any of this other than to laugh. And I have no idea where my sons thought process on gay marriage came from since his father isn't in the picture to teach him it's all about babes. Some things he says I know he gets from T.V., but these statements I can't even say they were from T.V. (unless someone knows a show I don't). At least the kid is good for a few laughs! :)